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urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe piesēdi un iedzer kafiju un iedzer kafiju agnese55@inbox.lv kafē 2009-06-29T19:18:20Z 2009-06-29T19:18:20Z urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:21217 2009-06-29T21:16:00 2009-06-29T21:16:00 2009-06-29T19:18:20Z 2009-06-29T19:18:20Z Jauns satīrisks blogs par to, kāpēc dažām meitenēm vienmēr neveicas. <a href="http://smartwomencantbehappy.webs.com/">http://smartwomencantbehappy.webs.com/</a> A. Pine urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:20770 2009-03-18T22:39:00 2009-03-18T22:39:00 2009-03-18T22:40:31Z 2009-03-18T22:40:31Z "What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal" A.Pine urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:20716 2009-03-16T11:49:00 2009-03-16T11:49:00 2009-03-16T09:50:28Z 2009-03-16T09:50:28Z "I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo Phillips NOPIETNI! :D urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:20425 2008-12-02T23:28:00 2008-12-02T23:28:00 2008-12-02T23:30:04Z 2008-12-02T23:30:04Z Instrukcija Nr.1 Lai Jūs netiktu arestēti, neradītu problēmas sev, saviem tuviniekiem un citiem līdzpilsoņiem, turpmāk ir aizliegts publiski izrunāt šādus vārdus: Nestabils; Krīze; Lats; Devalvācija; Valters; Putni; Balle; Ļoti piesardzīgi lietojiet vārdu salikumus: Man liekas; Man ir aizdomas; Es dzirdēju; Baumo ka; Es domāju; (šo frāzi vēlams nelietot vispār un minēto darbību arī neveikt) Pie bankomātiem ir aizliegts pulcēties vairāk par diviem cilvēkiem vienlaicīgi. Grupas "Putnu balle" mūzikas klausīšanās turpmāk tiek uzskatīta par pretvalstisku rīcību. Izņemt naudu no bankomātiem klausoties "Putnu balles" ierakstus, tiek uzskatīta par īpaši zaimojošu darbību. Instrukcija nr.2 Sakarā ar ļoti bēdīgo, bet nepārprotami stabilo stāvokli valstī, tiek izsludināta Ziemassvētku un laimīga Jaunā gada sagaidīšanas instrukcija. 1.Ziemassvētkus nedrīkst svinēt, tie būs jāatzīmē.(Vārds "svinēt" šobrīd neizklausās labi) 2.Laimīgais Jaunais gads būs jāsagaida ar pārliecību, ka tas tiešām būs laimīgs 3. Apsveikumu kartiņas drīkstēs sūtīt tikai tādā gadījumā, ja apsveikuma kartiņā tiek minētas vairāk kā 10(desmit) apsveicamās personas, un tās neatkārtojas citās apsveikuma kartiņās. 4. Ziemassvētku eglīte nedrīkst pārsniegt 20cm augstumu...ieskaitot podu, spaini vai kātu, kurā tā tiek nostiprināta. 5.Aizliegts eglīšu rotājumu vietā izmantot nacionālās naudas zīmes. Tas var radīt aizdomas un baumas par tās patieso vērtību. 6.Ziemassvētku vecītim(kā arī tā atdarinātājiem, salavečiem un ģediem maroziem) aizliegts nēsāt īsu bārdu.(Tās lai neizraisītu asociācijas ar Ivarinātoru) 7.Dāvanas nedrīkst nest maisos. Tas var radīt aizdomas par izšķērdību. 8.Sakarā ar štatu samazināšanu, vecīša briežu pajūgā 12 briežu vietā atstājami 10,9 brieži. 9.Ziemassvētku galdā 12 dažādu ēdienu vietā liekams 1 rasols ar 12 sastāvdaļām paulo coelho urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:20217 2008-10-28T13:56:00 2008-10-28T13:56:00 2008-10-28T14:17:03Z 2008-10-28T14:17:03Z Be brave. Take risks. Nothing can substitute experience. When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it. You have to take risks. We will only understand the miracle of life fully when we allow the unexpected to happen. Everything that happens once can never happen again. But everything that happens twice will surely happen a third time. The moment of that kiss contained every happy moment I had ever lived. truth urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:19755 2008-05-01T19:50:00 2008-05-01T19:50:00 2008-05-01T16:49:56Z 2008-05-01T16:49:56Z The truth will set you free, or die trying. Either you or the truth. Sayings urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:19466 2008-03-10T22:33:00 2008-03-10T22:33:00 2008-03-10T22:40:43Z 2008-03-10T22:40:43Z Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - Harry S. Truman There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. - Mark Twain Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy. - Gary Busey Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. Anywhere is walking distance, if you’ve got the time. People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege. Alcohol 3 urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:19207 2008-03-10T22:25:00 2008-03-10T22:25:00 2008-03-10T22:25:56Z 2008-03-10T22:25:56Z If the ocean was vodka and i was a duck i’d swim to the bottom and never come up. but the ocean’s not vodka and i am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up! Alcohol 2 urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:18951 2008-03-10T22:24:00 2008-03-10T22:24:00 2008-03-10T22:24:26Z 2008-03-10T22:24:26Z Im not as think as you drunk I am... He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream... Alcohol urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:18850 2008-03-10T22:16:00 2008-03-10T22:16:00 2008-03-10T22:23:51Z 2008-03-10T22:23:51Z An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do. You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts. Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky. Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum. HEARTS urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:18594 2008-03-10T22:12:00 2008-03-10T22:12:00 2008-03-10T22:12:58Z 2008-03-10T22:12:58Z Never Wound Hearts That Love You, Never Cause Them Pain, For Wounded Hearts Are Like Roses, That Never Bloom Again. Yes or No? urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:18321 2008-03-10T22:08:00 2008-03-10T22:08:00 2008-03-10T22:12:09Z 2008-03-10T22:12:09Z Revenge is a Poison meant for others, which we end up swallowing ourselves. Vengence is a Dark Light that blinds all who seek it. Don’t argue with Idiots.. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. Still waters run deep. The squeakiest wheel gets oiled first. True wise men never get fooled ONCE. Martin Luther King Jr urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:18082 2008-03-10T22:07:00 2008-03-10T22:07:00 2008-03-10T22:07:27Z 2008-03-10T22:07:27Z In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. Gudrības urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:17789 2008-03-10T21:55:00 2008-03-10T21:55:00 2008-03-10T22:06:55Z 2008-03-10T22:06:55Z Knowledge talks, wisdom listens. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me ! The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open. Guns don’t kill people — people do. He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened. If you are not part of the cure, then you are part of the problem. The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them. The best things in life are not things. Growing old is ineveitable, growing up is optional. Robert G. Ingersoll urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:17608 2008-03-10T21:54:00 2008-03-10T21:54:00 2008-03-10T21:54:42Z 2008-03-10T21:54:42Z In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments — there are consequences. Jā vai Nē? urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:17310 2008-03-10T21:37:00 2008-03-10T21:37:00 2008-03-10T21:43:48Z 2008-03-10T21:43:48Z 1. Ar spēku neko nevar pierādīt, bet visā var pārliecināt. 2. Skaitīt naudu svešā makā ir vieglāk, ja to atņem. 3. Dievs izdomāja miegu, sātans - modinātāju. 4. Vienmēr piedod saviem ienaidniekiem - nekas viņus nespēs saniknot vairāk. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:16983 2008-02-17T21:15:00 2008-02-17T21:15:00 2008-02-17T19:16:42Z 2008-02-17T19:16:42Z Ja dzīvnieki prastu runāt, neticu, ka viņi tērētu savu laiku mēģinot komunicēt ar cilvēkiem. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:16815 2007-12-03T03:32:00 2007-12-03T03:32:00 2007-12-03T01:30:59Z 2007-12-03T01:30:59Z what goes around, comes around. friends urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:16405 2007-12-03T00:57:00 2007-12-03T00:57:00 2007-12-03T00:58:24Z 2007-12-03T00:58:24Z Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget. Buddha urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:16140 2007-12-03T00:37:00 2007-12-03T00:37:00 2007-12-03T00:38:25Z 2007-12-03T00:38:25Z The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood. Buddha urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:16014 2007-12-03T00:34:00 2007-12-03T00:34:00 2007-12-03T00:34:46Z 2007-12-03T00:34:46Z Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. Buddha urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:15668 2007-12-03T00:29:00 2007-12-03T00:29:00 2007-12-03T00:31:16Z 2007-12-03T00:31:16Z All that we are is the result of what we have thought. The mind is everything. What we think we become. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:15551 2007-10-02T23:56:00 2007-10-02T23:56:00 2007-10-02T20:56:14Z 2007-10-02T20:56:14Z Kas agraak domaaju bij naivums - izraadiijaas labestiiba. esinja par mīlestību... urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:15176 2007-10-02T11:30:00 2007-10-02T11:30:00 2007-10-02T10:32:42Z 2007-10-02T10:32:42Z <a href='http://klab.lv/userinfo.bml?user=esinja'><img src='http://klab.lv/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0;' /></a><a href='http://klab.lv/users/esinja/'>esinja</a> par mīlestību... tikko sapratu, kas ir mīlestība. tā ļoti sapratu. tas nav tad, kad kāda dēļ esi gatava mirt.. nē, tas ir tad, kad kādam ļoti, ļoti gribi dzīvot.. urn:lj:klab.lv:atom1:kafe:15056 2007-10-01T00:31:00 2007-10-01T00:31:00 2007-09-30T23:31:55Z 2007-09-30T23:31:55Z *Dzīvē nav tādas lietas, kas stāvētu uz vietas! *Vienīgais neiespējamais ir pēc NĀVES IEVILKT ELPU! *Sauli ar plaukstām neaizklāsi!